Andy vs. Traffic Light

Posted in: Electric Shocktopus | March 27, 2015 | No Comments

Each week, I try to record myself playing a user-made level, for the world (all 16 of you?) to see.  And, after three weeks, I might say (quite hesitantly) that Feel Bad Friday is becoming a tradition around here.

Oddly enough, even though I’m failing repeatedly at my own game (…yay?)… it gives me quite the encouragement to keep chugging along on it, fixing bugs and the like.

This week’s level comes from A Random Player (aka ‘Random’ for short).  Random posted the level Traffic Light in the TTG forums this past week, and I couldn’t resist giving it a go.  (Traffic light pun too subtle? Fair enough. Guess I can’t expect you to red between the lines…)

So watch me fail.  Fail again.  And fail dozens more times as I attempt to reach the goal with all three stars.  Enjoy.

Special thanks to Random for creating and sharing the level.  You can see this and more levels in the TTG forums.  As you can see, there’s some creative stuff coming out of there.


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Andy vs. 4A4C

Posted in: Electric Shocktopus | March 20, 2015 | No Comments

I’m back this week with Episode 2 of Feel Bad Friday – where I celebrate the end of the week by beating (or utterly failing at) a level that a player has made in The Electric Shocktopus. As the game’s creator, I figure this should be a piece of cake, right? This week’s episode: 4A4C by NealCruco. And it is a tough one.

See how I do with Danger! Death! and Tentacles! Will I throw my tea against the wall in frustration? Find out this week on Feel Bad Friday.

Click on the image below or follow this link to YouTube.


What does “4A4C” mean? The world may never know…


If you want to learn more about this level, see what NealCruco had to say about it in the forums.

It looks like I’ll have no shortage of tough levels for future weeks. NealCruco and A Random Player (from Episode 1) have been hard at work making tough levels for me. And I recently created a level-converter — which will let us play levels that people made in the old flash version of the game.

If you’ve got a level you’d like to share with everyone (and possibly get me to play it), stop by the TestTubeGames forums and share it with us!


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Feel Bad Friday – Episode 1

Posted in: Electric Shocktopus | March 13, 2015 | No Comments

With The Electric Shocktopus version 0.4 just released (grab it here), I’ve decided to celebrate by playing through Crate Path – a level created by A Random Player in the TTG forums.  You can watch below, or follow this link to see it on YouTube.





As you can see, User-Made levels are often *HARD* levels.  And who should be able to beat those levels if not *me*, the guy who made the game?  I have a whole lot of fun playing through levels that players have made — it’s great to be surprised and challenged by my game — so I’m going to try to regularly post these videos of me trying (and often failing) to beat user levels.

Have one that you want me to play?  Post it in the TestTubeGames forums!  Or just go there and try your hand at some levels that players have made.  And if you haven’t gotten The Electric Shocktopus yet, you know what to do… (still in Beta, but getting better all the time, so… go for it!)


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Bond Breaker in your Browser

Posted in: Bond Breaker | February 19, 2015 | No Comments

Okay, you’ve been able to play Bond Breaker in your browser for a while now.  But here’s the treat: you can now play it using WebGL! (w/o Unity’s WebPlayer)





I made Bond Breaker with a tool called Unity3D (nevermind the fact that my game is decidedly 2D).  This let me port it to iPhones, Android devices, and browsers.  You could play it on my website just like a Flash game.  Well, not just like a Flash game.  You see, you needed a Unity WebPlayer Plugin, something that most people do not have.  (For the record, Flash requires a plugin, too… but everyone already installed that a long time ago.  Not so much with Unity.)  And while it’s free and easy to download, there are a bunch of people who don’t want to – or can’t – download the plugin.  All people who wanted to play Bond Breaker, but couldn’t!

That’s Terrible

I know.  But a recent Unity3D update lets me port my game to JavaScript — where you can simply play the game in a browser.  No plugin required!  This will work on any browser that supports WebGL… so sorry, Internet Explorer 10.0 users, you’re out of luck.  Also you can’t play my game.  But if you have Firefox, Chrome, Safari, or any number of other browsers (IE 11 should work?), then you can easily go play the game.


Indeed.  I for one love this new, lowered barrier to gameplay.  I put these games up on my site so anyone can play them — and it’s a shame if they’re hung up on a technicality.  Keep your eyes peeled for future WebGL ports of my games… I’ve got my sights on the Gravity Simulator next!



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Shocktopus Beta

Posted in: Electric Shocktopus | February 4, 2015 | No Comments

It has arrived!  An open beta for ~~The Electric Shocktopus~~!


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A Brief Fishstory

Once upon a time, Andy, a dear friend of mine, had an idea for a platformer where you were electrically charged.  You could electrically attract and repel to fling yourself all around the level.  But, the part that excited him most, was Magnetic Fields.  You see, when electric charges move in magnetic fields, they *curve*.  Picture running out of a building, only to be flipped up in a semicircle and find yourself re-entering the building… via the second story.  And upside down.

Thus SHOCKTOPUS was born.

Actually, thus a game filled with weird boxes was born…

Electromagnetism Game

What a game!

Which then became a game called MagneToad!

No one else is stealin' my credit for this!

No one else is stealin’ my credit for this!

(Skipped it for copyright reasons / Marvel wouldn’t return my calls)

So then I created Maxwell’s Monkey!

Kinda reminds me of a certain Yeti...

Cute, but not a snappy enough name.

…and thus…


…after a string of weird punny names, The Electric Shocktopus was conceived.

Electric Shocktopus Screenshot

“Wait, why does the octopus want bananas?” Potassium.

Of course, that was a couple years ago.  I developed the game over the course of nearly a year, finally bringing my vision to life.




Where it sat for a year, waiting.  My initial plan was to release the game as a flash game.  Give the game away free online, and I’d make money through some sponsorships/advertising.  But that plan never panned out.  Turns out, that’s (a) much less common/lucrative than it once was, and (b) not a great fit for an educational game.  So the Shocktopus remained on the back burner, while I turned to other projects – like Bond Breaker.



The helpful and ever-present prodding from friends/family/forum-goers finally set me straight.  It was time to release this game.  But not as a flash game – that wasn’t going to work out.  Instead I’d release it as a game in Unity.  It’d be faster, stronger, bigger, and no longer confined by the browser window.  After a fair bit of work porting the game over, it went from looking like this…

Admittedly a bit of a step backwards...

Admittedly a bit of a step backwards…

…to this…

Now we're talking!

Now we’re talking!

…and finally up to its current state.

Weird, the bananas are now stars? Far more hydrogen, and far less potassium...

Weird, the bananas are now stars? 0% your daily potassium, 10^8% your daily hydrogen…


As I mentioned above, this is a Beta, so it isn’t finished by any measure.  There are a whole list of improvements I’m planning on making.  But it’s here – you can get it, play it, make and share levels, and when you do, throw some feedback my way.  I’m interested to hear what you think!



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Too Many Asteroids?

Posted in: Gravity Simulator | December 4, 2014 | No Comments

I posit: there is in fact no such thing as too many asteroids.  At least, if we’re talking about the virtual ones in the Gravity Simulator.  I like to stay far away from them in the real world.

I’ve been working on the Gravity Simulator more, adding in features / fixing bugs for version 0.30.02 — which is coming shortly to computers near you!  But along the way, I’ve been getting distracted … erm… doing research making some pretty, silly, and pretty silly orbits.  Thought I’d share some of the latest.  Most were created thanks to the new auto-fire feature, that let me draw *a lot* of stuff really quick.  Because more is better.

Ring of Asteroids


More than a wee disturbance in the force, I’d say.  That ring is made up of about 300 individual asteroids, so many that it looks solid.  But as you can see, it’s clearly not.  As you watch the video, notice which asteroids the planet flings away from the star, and which get pulled closer in.  Why?

For a more, erm, patriotic version of this, let’s remove the star and planet entirely:


Kind of like the big bounce — everything coming together, but just missing the center.

Now how about if we get that ring moving…

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We are well on our way to screensaver material, here, folks!  A lot of asteroids of course means a lot of lines.

If, instead of putting down tons of asteroids, I instead add tons of planets (right on top of one another) — we get this:

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Those yellow planets are all orbiting around one another very closely, while orbiting that distant yellow star.  Since forces increase significantly as two planets get closer, having them all on top of one another requires a lot of accuracy — though I’m happy to see that the sim is cut out for the task.

You, too, will be able to play with the auto-fire soon.  Pop over to the forums to keep an eye on the progress, or to get an advanced copy.  Otherwise, it’ll be posted on Humble Bundle soon.


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The Results are In!

Posted in: Bond Breaker | November 20, 2014 | No Comments

The Bond Builder Contest was a great success – we got a bunch of cool levels that players submitted.  From nice-and-easy levels (I’m sure there had to be at least one easy one in the bunch) to ultra-hard levels (oh yes, there were those), and everything in between.  I learned that I am *not* the world champion of my game, though how people solved Prison Break so easily boggles my mind.

This contest wasn’t just for fun, though… there’s a lot on the line, here!  The winners get their levels added to the official game, right in the main campaign.  Think of the fame and fortune that would go along with having a level in Bond Breaker!

The researchers at CaSTL and I played through the three dozen levels that we finally got for the contest.  And through a very official, legit, *triple*-blind judging process, we picked six levels as the winners.

Without further ado, check out the newest Bond Breaker levels!


Puzzle 3

by _V_

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A classic video-gamey level.


by Matthias

Screen Shot 2014-11-20 at 5.20.36 PMEach time I think I’ve beaten this level, I find out there’s another trap I’ve fallen into!


Football Goalpost

by Tecnoturc

Screen Shot 2014-11-20 at 5.20.45 PMFlashing decoration? Who put that in my game?


Poolest Level

by Andre

Screen Shot 2014-11-20 at 5.21.01 PMTook me longer than I’d like to admit to solve this puzzle!


Love Story

A Random Player

Screen Shot 2014-11-20 at 5.21.15 PMThis one made me cry at the end.  Well, not quite.  But almost.



A Random Player

Screen Shot 2014-11-20 at 5.21.25 PMWill you take your chances?


Congrats to all five creators of the levels!  These will soon be added into the main game, but feel free to click on any of the images to play them right now.

Frankly, though, all levels we got were awesome and cool, and I wished we could put them all in the game.  So I decided that I *will* do just that.  Thus, you can find all the levels that people made for this contest (and afterwards) in a new user-made-levels menu of the game.  It’ll be updated with new levels as they come in.  So if you’ve made something neat, share it in the forums, and you, too, might become part of Bond Breaker history!


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Shocktopus on his way

Posted in: Electric Shocktopus | November 12, 2014 | No Comments

So, you remember that game I was making?

The one about the electric octopus?  Maybe it looked a little like this the last time you saw it:


OMG that's pretty!

OMG that’s pretty!


Whoops, that was a little too far back.  Moving forward just a bit…


What a romantic setting.  The sun setting over the water, stars all around, and missiles aiming right for you.

What a romantic setting. The sun setting over the water, stars all around, and missiles aiming right for you.


There, the Electric Shocktopus as you might remember it.  A game about Electric Fields, Magnetic Forces, conductors, cycloids, and spikes…. so many spikes.  Whatever happened to that game?  Wait, it hasn’t come out yet?  What?




Velocity Raptor really wants to play the new game.


So, after a year sitting on the shelf waiting for release, the Electric Shocktopus is slated for release!  When?




That’s right, January 25th, 2015 — finally a release date for this game!  I’ve managed to clear some time in my schedule to get it ready to greet the world.  I’m going to dust it off, polish it up, and make it shine!  Between that and a port to Unity (more power, faster game, awesome-er graphics), I’ve got my work cut out for me.  But there’s nothing like a release date to keep you motivated!






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The Entries are In

Posted in: Bond Breaker | November 10, 2014 | No Comments

We got a bunch of tremendous entries to the Bond Builder Contest — over 30 levels were submitted!  Over here, the contest judges are starting their work to pick the 6 levels that will be added to the game.  This means we’re busy tabulating the results, playing through the levels, and swapping strategies about particularly hard levels.

In the meantime, I’ve posted all the levels that we got online, so everyone can play them (without having to copy and paste each individual code).  Head over to the game, and click on the “User-Made Levels” button.

Some are hard.  Many are super-hard.  And others may well be impossible.  Enjoy!

Some highlights to get you excited:


Electron Maku by A Random Player

You need to dodge the electrons.  ALL the electrons.

You need to dodge the electrons. ALL the electrons.


Survival by Architeuth

The creator of it assures you it's possible.  They wouldn't lie, right?

The creator of it assures you it’s possible. They wouldn’t lie, right?


and if you thought those were too easy…

Prison Break by TrinitySilver

Apparently some people can beat this? I guess super-humans live among us?

Apparently some people can beat this? I guess super-humans live among us?



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Electric Shocktopus

Posted in: Electric Shocktopus | October 31, 2014 | No Comments


…stay tuned.


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